twincityhacker

Oh, god. I just realized the original MST3K Slash page just got destroyed. As did MST3K Fanfiction, which got me into the fandom and inadvertently inspired mistieforlife to make the first incarnation of the MST3K Slash group.

The following thought kept me amused for a good half-hour at work today. Knowledge of the hardcore MiSTe and the new Star Trek kinds is needed to fully share my joy. ( Onward! )

I really try to be unbiased when voting for writerinadrawer, but the last story I'm iching to give a fail to because someone thinks that Gallager is a good person to emulate.

And as a MiSTie, I cannot vote "yes" to Peter Gallager.

Review for "Rocket Attack USA": You're actively rooting for New York City to get blasted by the Soviets so the movie can be over.

But the host segments always make me happy, even though I may have started chewing my limbs off from severe boredom - Civil Defence Quiz Bowl for the win!

I just wrote out a really long, self-indulgent post. I now feel horrible.

The most relevant part, is:

Should I post the fact that we're having our annual mst3kslash secret santa this year over at mst3k. I'm hesitant because it's fic, 'cause the comm is anti-fic, and it's slash, and while I'm not certain of that comm, I'm a bit wary as bringing it up tends to make people... make funny faces... when it was brought up in other places. Most recently as the MST3K Discussion Board. And others, but their complaints was more quality than that we're insane for slashing Joel and Mike 'cause there is no way that they could be gay.

And more importantly:

Seriously, am I still blacklisted/steered away from/whatever it was? Or has everyone forgotten/forgiven?

I finally thought of a workable MST3K/Whoverse crossover.

Due to the fact that Kevin Murphy and Clarke Peters have a very similar singing voice, somehow, somewhen, there needs to be a duet between Tom Servo and Captain Jack Harkness.

Preferably with mentions of Mike finally finishing knitting his Doctor Who scarf, and the vast similarities between Weevils and Mole People.

Apparently, you can have multiple Doctors, The First Evil and it's Whovian relations, a pair of Jacks, a squadron of Care Bears and any amount of versions of charecters played by Adal O'Hanlan, but the minute you add multiple Mikes? Your brain goes all 'splodey and it's a real bitch to clean up.

Have to go, I think Crow just made Father Dougal cry.

They killed my Black Donnellys! This is the second show that has died in this time slot this year, the other being Studio Sixty on the Sunset Strip.

Now it's an improv show. Now, I like improv. But to axe two good shows? *sighs* At least with the internet I can at least finish out the season on NBC.com for free.

And apparently:

When you see a Shakespeare quote you must respond with one of your own in your LJ.

Hamlet: "The air bites shrewdly; it is very cold."
Horatio: "It is an eager and nipping air."
Hamlet: "What hour now?"
Horatio: "I think it lacks of twelve."

Hamlet, Scene Unknown, Act I.

Because "Much About [Censored]" by Connie Willis is awesome. It's a short story how a student's best friend convinces their English teacher to do Shakespeare. So between school and football practice she and her best friend help the teacher censor out all of the plays and lines that have injunctions to them. Somehow, Hamlet makes though the play list and those four lines are the only lines in the entire play that aren't censored out. ( Seriously, "Who's there?" is bad'n'wrong because there were statistically less murder and crime before English had contractions. Then there's "This scene implies that the curtains are dangerous because Polnious gets stabbed behind them, when it's people kill people, and not curtains." )

Plus, MST3K did Hamlet.

There's nothing like listening a bootleg of one of John Barrowman's performances, and then suddenly hearing what sounds like Kevin Murphy.

I don't know about you, but my mind immediately jumped to crossovers. Because, seriously, what could be better than a crossover between MST3K with the Whoverse?

Except for the Satellite of Love doing a screening of "Shark Attack III: Megladon." That would be awesome beyond belief, as its exactly the sort of film that Sci-Fi likes to show (and is showing, on the 9th) which automatically brings it within the purview of MST3K.