Indiana represent - I guess

I am now officaly a citizen of Indiana - I have now been to a high school basketball game.

And the highlight of the game wasn't when Jasper flattened Mr. Veron by forty points, when both team's cheerleaders called forth The Great Cat God, nor when the nublie spandex-dressed dance team preformed, but a jr. varsity player from Mr. Vernon who made four behind the head, half court baskets.