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Sep. 1st, 2006 03:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
twincityhackerEnding Host Segment to "Summer Rain"
Rating: It would be PG, except "Summer Rain" is a hard R at least, so the few elements mentioned are kinda racy.
Fake Notes: This was supposed to be a fun slice of life for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
fic_simplicity but... I don't think this is slice of life.
"For a fun little thing we do a little good thing bad thing about today's movie, Summer Rain. Crow, how 'bout you start."
"There was a good comedy bit in the grocery store in the beginning." Crow said.
"Go on."
"The bad part when that lady got killed by all those swans."
"Yeah, graphic depictions of when beak meets skin are never pretty."
"No, I though when Becky bit it the movie would be over soon! It went on for another hour after that with her husbend being all weepy."
"That's..."
"It was still the bad thing, Joel. RAM-Chip." Joel gave him one.
"Fine. Okay, Tom Servo, what was a good thing and a bad thing about the movie?"
"The good thing about the moive..." Servo thought intently for a moment. "The Phil's new wife finding out that he was still sleeping with his old, dead wife in her coffin."
"Because Sandra had the good sense to shoot him?" Crow asked.
"Exactly!"
"And I suppose the bad part was when she got arrested?" Joel said.
"No, that Sandra didn't have he good sense to dismember Phil, bury him in the basement, and burn down the house to cover her tracks. RAM-Chip."
Joel obligingly popped a chip into Tom's mouth, and he crunched it down. "I just don't understand why it was billed as a romantic comedy. I suppose it could find some fans if they marketed it as horror..." Tom continued.
"The mind of a moive studio exec was not meant for mere mortals like us to understand." Joel interrupted.
"Joel, what was you're good thing and bad thing about the movie?" Crow said.
"Well, I liked the actor who played, Becky. She was the only one who really acted, you know?"
"And the bad thing?" Tom said.
"The fact that this movie was made."
"What a cop-out! You never let us do that." Crow said.
"I never said I was playin for RAM-Chips, little friends." Joel teased. "What do you think, sirs?"
Notes: The movie depiticed here, "Summer Rain" does not exist. A fact that I'm verry happy with.
Rating: It would be PG, except "Summer Rain" is a hard R at least, so the few elements mentioned are kinda racy.
Fake Notes: This was supposed to be a fun slice of life for
fic_simplicity but... I don't think this is slice of life. "For a fun little thing we do a little good thing bad thing about today's movie, Summer Rain. Crow, how 'bout you start."
"There was a good comedy bit in the grocery store in the beginning." Crow said.
"Go on."
"The bad part when that lady got killed by all those swans."
"Yeah, graphic depictions of when beak meets skin are never pretty."
"No, I though when Becky bit it the movie would be over soon! It went on for another hour after that with her husbend being all weepy."
"That's..."
"It was still the bad thing, Joel. RAM-Chip." Joel gave him one.
"Fine. Okay, Tom Servo, what was a good thing and a bad thing about the movie?"
"The good thing about the moive..." Servo thought intently for a moment. "The Phil's new wife finding out that he was still sleeping with his old, dead wife in her coffin."
"Because Sandra had the good sense to shoot him?" Crow asked.
"Exactly!"
"And I suppose the bad part was when she got arrested?" Joel said.
"No, that Sandra didn't have he good sense to dismember Phil, bury him in the basement, and burn down the house to cover her tracks. RAM-Chip."
Joel obligingly popped a chip into Tom's mouth, and he crunched it down. "I just don't understand why it was billed as a romantic comedy. I suppose it could find some fans if they marketed it as horror..." Tom continued.
"The mind of a moive studio exec was not meant for mere mortals like us to understand." Joel interrupted.
"Joel, what was you're good thing and bad thing about the movie?" Crow said.
"Well, I liked the actor who played, Becky. She was the only one who really acted, you know?"
"And the bad thing?" Tom said.
"The fact that this movie was made."
"What a cop-out! You never let us do that." Crow said.
"I never said I was playin for RAM-Chips, little friends." Joel teased. "What do you think, sirs?"
Notes: The movie depiticed here, "Summer Rain" does not exist. A fact that I'm verry happy with.
