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It is 52 degrees out. I am wearing a scarf draped over my head then looped around my neck. What makes this noteworthy is that I am inside my dorm. I wish there was an option between frigid and blazing.

I just finished watching Twilight. I've peaked into the fandom, and it seems to be mostly AU stuff. Which is sad, because it could be completely awesome.

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I have the following story lines running in my head, from years to only the past few weeks:

#1: The MST3K 512 AU. This would be the one where Joel doesn't escape but Mike is shot up there because Joel does some fast talking that experimenting on Mike would be way better than killing him. Things are awkward, as no one on the Satellite really knows what to do with Mike and vis versa.

In this, I also include my three bits of KTMA cannon: Beeper existed, Cambot can talk, and Joel still writes letters to Sandy. All of which really happened! Unfortunately, the first two happened in the pilot...

#2: Torchwood Genderswap: A routine Rift pick up goes south when the piece of tech implodes. Jack does his meat shield impression, but instead of being blown to pieces he's tuned female. And not only does the tech not wear off, anything less than death by atomization leaves Jack female shaped. This is how the story of how Jack mourns that the shoes he's been wearing for the last few decades don't fit, and how everyone else deals way less well. Set post-Meat, but time passes without "Reset" ever occurring. Also includes Alice and Steven Carter, and Rhiannon, Johnny, David, and Mica Davies.

#3: Jeeves and the Jewels that Weren't: Bertie and Jeeves can't even escape young lovestruck couples and imperious Aunts in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. This is the only story where I had to make a seating chart.