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No homicde... at least no yet
Jul. 2nd, 2004 04:41 pmMy mom, sister, and to a lesser extent, myself, have managed to piss off at least once both my grandmothers and my great aunt Mary. In fact, they were trying very hard not to kill Mary.
And Mom mae us promise to kill her in a "final luau" incase she gets to be like Mama (her mother), Aunt Mary, or Gramie/Norma (her mother in law). It's a tiki party where my sister mixes a very strong drink with an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It's been that bad, and since we only saw Aunt Mary for two hours and Gramie for five hours, we're on a roll!
But Gramie was totaly justified because she was upset that we didn't stay longer because we wanted to avoid my aunt Mary because her two kids were sick (one had mono, and he's over it now and the other has a mild case of prunoima, and Gramie just said that they were tired) and we didn't want to bring it back to Papa (my grandfather on my mother's side) who just got out of the hospital (he had a bad reaction to a medication.)
And now it's come time for Uncle Clint, Aunt Bonnie, and Nathan. No, no one will die and hopefuly no arguments will break out. But in case you see in the news a family gathering resulting in mass homicde in MA, that's us.
But since we didn't kill Aunt Mary (because in the restraunt they gave me thier knive since I had less Mary-Induced trama.) it's doubtful anyone will be killed tonight.
And Mom mae us promise to kill her in a "final luau" incase she gets to be like Mama (her mother), Aunt Mary, or Gramie/Norma (her mother in law). It's a tiki party where my sister mixes a very strong drink with an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It's been that bad, and since we only saw Aunt Mary for two hours and Gramie for five hours, we're on a roll!
But Gramie was totaly justified because she was upset that we didn't stay longer because we wanted to avoid my aunt Mary because her two kids were sick (one had mono, and he's over it now and the other has a mild case of prunoima, and Gramie just said that they were tired) and we didn't want to bring it back to Papa (my grandfather on my mother's side) who just got out of the hospital (he had a bad reaction to a medication.)
And now it's come time for Uncle Clint, Aunt Bonnie, and Nathan. No, no one will die and hopefuly no arguments will break out. But in case you see in the news a family gathering resulting in mass homicde in MA, that's us.
But since we didn't kill Aunt Mary (because in the restraunt they gave me thier knive since I had less Mary-Induced trama.) it's doubtful anyone will be killed tonight.
