At the momment, I don't want the computer dead.

YES! I have actually downloaded the Windows Media Player series 9!

YES! I can post because the computer resolved the cookie issues or whatever it had!

YES! Yahoo Mail now incressed it's free mail storage compacity by 96 MB! AND I can send pictures!

AND THEY ALL WORK! THE COMPUTER ACTUALY WORKS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have no idea if the patch I set to download last night was a go or not. I have the feeling that it didn't, so I'm going to try again later.