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[twincityhacker]

New Game: If you could bitchslap one person in history, who would it be? Living or dead, public or private, it just needs to be one person.

No points awarded for Hitler, Mao, Stalin and Pol Pot.

Though I won't say no to a list, either.

Comments

[teresadivicenzo.livejournal.com]

So many people, so little time.

January Jones.

Well, you didn't say they had to be dead...

[msp-hacker.livejournal.com]

Nope, don't need to be dead. Good choice.

[kazokuhouou.livejournal.com]

JUST ONE?! Oh you suck.

I think I would go with Queen Victoria's mother. From what I read, she was a power hungry bitch who hoped for Victoria's predecessors' deaths so she could be regent.

[msp-hacker.livejournal.com]

She doesn't sound very nice either. Not a good sign when your family wants to live a little bit longer just to spite you.

[uninvitedcat.livejournal.com]

Spotted you on copperbadge's journal - mind if I friend?

[msp-hacker.livejournal.com]

Go ahead! *friends back*

[ludditerobot.livejournal.com]

Jeff Lynne.

[msp-hacker.livejournal.com]

Okay, with this person I'm a bit lost. What did he do?

[ludditerobot.livejournal.com]

He played in the Move. This is not enough to earn a bitchslap.

He formed the Electric Light Orchestra. This is not quite enough to earn a bitchslap.

He produced albums of lame music for Roy Orbison, Tom Petty, George Harrison, and others. He was part of and produced the Travelling Wilburys, the low point of the recording careers of every other artist involved. It took Tom Petty a decade to recover. And he turned "Free as a Bird" from a Beatles song to an ELO song.

For me, I'd jump from bitchslap to horsewhip.

[msp-hacker.livejournal.com]

Sins against music and good taste. Okay.

[hideyuki-tah.livejournal.com]

A choice number of politicians. Joseph McCarthy. Roy Cohn. Justin Raimondo. Ron Paul, and I want that recorded.

Janis Dickenson. Because she's a bitch.

L. Ron Hubbard

Gandhi, just to see what it'd be like. I'd apologize like mad after words.

[msp-hacker.livejournal.com]

All good choices. Especially the reasoning for Gandi.