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twincityhacker) wrote2007-12-01 10:22 pm
twincityhacker) wrote2007-12-01 10:22 pm
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I was ushering the "Bob and Tom Comedy All Stars" show today. The music they had on before was so raunchy, I left right after I was done.
The opening song was how every man should have a threesome before he dies, but with two woman because otherwise it would be gross. The second was an advertisement for kneerests for blowjobs, coming in "Atta Girl!" and "Atta Boy!" styles, with an optional acessery table to put beer and magazine on. Then there was "blowjava" gum where one piece of dialouge went "you aren't putting pictures of me on the internet again" and Bushback Mountain for "red blooded non-homos."
Still better than the jello wrestling during the high school pep-rally though.
The opening song was how every man should have a threesome before he dies, but with two woman because otherwise it would be gross. The second was an advertisement for kneerests for blowjobs, coming in "Atta Girl!" and "Atta Boy!" styles, with an optional acessery table to put beer and magazine on. Then there was "blowjava" gum where one piece of dialouge went "you aren't putting pictures of me on the internet again" and Bushback Mountain for "red blooded non-homos."
Still better than the jello wrestling during the high school pep-rally though.
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And I think that is how everyone else should be described. Non-homos.
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