1. There is a show with more spooky-doos and less Barrowman, but I like it less.

2. None of the above. Just random almost crying. I was hoping it was just hormones, but apparently not.

3. Bacon as in the meat. I got it for free today because when I ordered pancakes and bacon, they hid the bacon under the pancakes. I don't think the bacon liked be back, though.