As for Gwen/Rhys, how you gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen Torchwood?

...? Oh! Okay, I think I know what you're talking about now. I personaly can't ship people when they're in an monogamous relationship with someone else. Jack wouldn't care if Gwen and Ianto were sleeping together, though he'd want to join in. Rhys? Would be a bit upset, so I can't do it.

It's why I ship Gwen/Rhys/Ianto/Jack a bit, and why I dislike Gwen/Owen.

Apparenlty I was a puritan in a former life or something...