Jill fucking hated that telephone. Her job was to re-route all the calls Torchwood One received to the proper department or person, and to get rid of the crank callers.
Not that there were many pranksters calling Torchwood, but some idiots just liked pushing the buttons.
Thousands of calls flashed though her board each day, but when it came to a starving man on the other side of the world, there was just... him trapped on an outpost and her trapped listening to his ramblings on the static-filled line. And Jill fucking hated that telephone.
Anyway: cross-posted to the challenge comm, because I'm bound and determined to turn something in, even if it wasn't my original prompt.
The Luncheon Inquisition
Warnings: Spoilers for DW S3 TW S1 TW S2
( Besides that glowy thing. )
Rating: PG-13 to R
Notes: Inspired by Eeegah. May cause mental scaring. Dedicated to Kate.
Disclaimer: Charecters owned by Best Brains Inc.
( And in some alternate universe, this happened. )
Now, I must go and have my head explode in peace.
And I finished the third chapter of the mst3k/war of the worlds crossover. I'm thinking of calling it "In Later Years of the Twentith Century."
It also took me forever to figure out how to write the first paragraph. The only reason why it got done was the fact I started the with the last few paragraphs, then went back to the begining.
( Part Three: Blindsided )
And now the mad doctors name is fixed again! I keep forgeting it's Dr. Erhardt, not Dr. Ernheart.
It's MST3K this time, and it's called Bread Basket because I can't think of anything better.
( Yes, I swear that it's a real show. )
I'm working on the crossover thing. I worked on it durring vacation and what I wrote was either too expostiony or illogical or sucked.
Here's the prologue and first chapter of the MST3K/War of the Worlds crossover. I think the dialouge in this is pretty bad, and it does't look like the dialouge gets any better anywhere in the story so far.
( All the garbage one puts infront of a fanfic )
( The story, as of now untittled. I like Green Flashes Hearlds Greenlights, but it's based on the version that doesn't have green flashes. )
Also Posted on the mst3kslash.
The White Rabbit is a story about Mike just trying to get though the day with his sanity intact. And since this is fanfiction, he also gets laid along the way. And since this is slash fanfiction, he gets Joel. With a slash guest apperence of Forrester/Frank.
( The White Rabbit )
Drove for three hours today. And I only ran though two stop signs and off the road four times! But the odd thing about my training course is that my vice-princpal was my driving instructer. But I wasn't extremly nervous, during the drving with the instructor time. I was nervous when I drove off the road and had to reverse into the street two times. That was bad.
And the running though stop signs were rolling stops.
For Fun: A Forrester/Frank Song Parody
I don't know why either.